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[rebness]

Hmm. With regards to the phone poll, I guess it shall be a fanfic-reading. I'll probably read part of First Light and part of one of the parody fics.

I wish I could bloody finish one of the dozen or so fics currently in limbo on my computer. INTERNET, you destroy my life.

Anyway! Phone update tonight, hopefully.

In other news, I cooked my first ever lasagne on Saturday. Don't look at me like that. I cook tons of stuff, but lasagne has always baffled me (sauce first? Sheets first? what goes on top? OMG IS THIS RIGHT?)

In the end, my lasagne was eclectic at best. Ingredients included a dash of tabasco, courgettes, mushrooms and...er...okra. The okra made it taste so good. The family were all, "what is that gorgeous taste?" and I'm all, thank Asda for its Indian food section. Hardly Italian cuisine, but then there's debate over whether the British in fact invented lasagne, so I'll stand by it.

I also discovered the ultimate oxymoron yesterday, courtesy of Mary. BRITISH WINE.

*Gags*

Comments

[ozfille]

Just call it "fusion" cuisine. All the trendoid cooks call the mix of Asian/French cuisine that has been fashionable here for yonks call it that. You might even start a new trend the "All mixed up-bang this in there-she'll be right" cuisine and market it to the young and trendoid a la Jamie Oliver as the new wave of must-eat cuisine and get your own TV show. *g*

[rebness.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

AM COOKING PRODIGY.

Now to make millions with annoying cookery programmes!

[diana-molloy.livejournal.com]

You should go the Nigella route. One million calories in a single bite. Delia wears too many cardigans. Ainsley'smanic hand gestures makes a girl want to send his address to Armand in the hope that the auburn-haired one decides he wants a new pair of hands. And Anthony-Worral-Thompson looks like a scary, human Paddington Bear.

BRITISH WINE.

I have been conned by this foul concotion in the past too.

I like making my lasagna (when I can be arsed which is a rarety) the old italian way with not much white sauce and a few slices of good ham in between layers.

[jaffacakequeen.livejournal.com]

"Ainsley'smanic hand gestures makes a girl want to send his address to Armand in the hope that the auburn-haired one decides he wants a new pair of hands."

ROFLMAOPMP thats the funniest thing i have read in a long while!

mmm the lasagne sounds gorgous, send me a frozen one!