Phone Post: Extract from "The Pit"

[rebness]

My friend sc1ssors1ster writes Savage Garden slash. It's great, but I have this affliction-- when I read it out to someone else, I start laughing. Thankfully, she understands that this is because I keep imagining my sweet, unassuming friend writing it and it tickles me, not because I'm mocking the story.

Warning: I laugh like a hyena on this one.

Extra special thanks to the ever-loveleh sc1ssors1ster, cool wench du jour.

Comments

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Honey you laugh because it's sheer dreadful! Now lick me a window slut!

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

You sound so quiet and non-violent. Aww. You're just a big softie, really. SPEAK UP, THOUGH.

You have the slightest slightest lisp on your 'r's. Don't kill me!! Kelly has it too.

Did you feel really stupid saying all this into a telephone? ;)

Oooh, I like the French.

Okay, now the pr0n. (You didn't pronounce it "pr0n"!) If I were our dear Scissor Sister I'd be soooo offended, but I'm not. (Instead I told etherealily the plot of "The Brothel" while we were watching Darren Hayes on TV.) Yes, you laugh very loudly, Becky. Now apply that projection to your normal speech. :P

Heh, a bit late

[diana-molloy.livejournal.com]

You sound a LOT less northern that I was expecting. How di you manage btw? Which location did you call and when you put your phone number in did you remove the first zero?