Phone Post: Extract from "The Pit"

[rebness]

My friend sc1ssors1ster writes Savage Garden slash. It's great, but I have this affliction-- when I read it out to someone else, I start laughing. Thankfully, she understands that this is because I keep imagining my sweet, unassuming friend writing it and it tickles me, not because I'm mocking the story.

Warning: I laugh like a hyena on this one.

Extra special thanks to the ever-loveleh sc1ssors1ster, cool wench du jour.

Comments

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Honey you laugh because it's sheer dreadful! Now lick me a window slut!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Don't make me leap up and butt you!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Butt me good!

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

You sound so quiet and non-violent. Aww. You're just a big softie, really. SPEAK UP, THOUGH.

You have the slightest slightest lisp on your 'r's. Don't kill me!! Kelly has it too.

Did you feel really stupid saying all this into a telephone? ;)

Oooh, I like the French.

Okay, now the pr0n. (You didn't pronounce it "pr0n"!) If I were our dear Scissor Sister I'd be soooo offended, but I'm not. (Instead I told etherealily the plot of "The Brothel" while we were watching Darren Hayes on TV.) Yes, you laugh very loudly, Becky. Now apply that projection to your normal speech. :P

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Am very quietly-spoken in real life, because I think I'm more introspective than one who talks much. (Don't read shyness into this. I just believe in empty vessels, and all that.)

I noticed I had a lisp on that, too. Dude, my voice so reminded me of someone, but I don't know whom. Ach, well.

I felt very stupid saying it into the 'phone. My brother was in the next room whilst I talked of Darren Hayes headbutting people and getting all kinds of stuff over him.

Yaay! French! Except I mispronounced one word in my haste. Oh, well.

Tsh! Kelly understands it's not mocking. Oh, dear. A horse's head is on my doorstep...

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

I can be quietly spoken and I mumble a bit, which is very bad and I need to work on that as, like my mother says, I haven't been going to speech and drama since I was 7 to slur my speech. :( Did your voice, perhaps, remind you of your own? :P One always sounds different when recorded than one remembers.

I shall listen for mispronounciation but probably won't pick up on it. And it won't be as bad as my "gesture" gaffe.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

No, I was watching some programme or film or something recently, and someone had that quietly-spoken lispy voice. Who the hell was it? This shall drive me crazy.

My cousin told me I have a habit of starting to talk to him, then trailing off as I get lost in some dreamworld or something! LOL! My cousin's stoopid, though.

Completely sympathise with "gesture." Made that gaffe several times myself.

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

All you English lasses' voices remind me of every British show I've ever watched, so I can't be of any help there. ;)

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Eeh, bah gum.

As long as we don't remind you of Vicky Pollard, we're all right. ;)

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh that's totally it!!!

Bwhahahahahahaha.

Heh, a bit late

[diana-molloy.livejournal.com]

You sound a LOT less northern that I was expecting. How di you manage btw? Which location did you call and when you put your phone number in did you remove the first zero?