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[rebness]

Our system has been down for most of the day, and so, couple with my own computer still being repaired, I’ve had to concentrate on, you know, work and stuff.

And now it’s back and my Process Mapping for the CMHTs gazes at me forlornly from my desk. Muhahahahaha.

Time-wasting meme o’ the week, ganked from all sorts, including kyuuketsukirui, Ten Things I May Have Done That You Haven’t:


1. Been robbed by an Albanian girl just out of nappies

2. Punctuated meeting my future best friend with a kick to his shins

3. Been on the Cutty Sark

4. Slept rough in Paris

5. Been thrown out of a club for lewd behaviour

6. Been headbutted by a horse

7. Been offered to be interviewed on television for a programme that would have been about 1/3 All About Me. (Turned down for personal reasons.)

8. Had my picture published in The Scum The Sun (The shame.)

9. Won a not insubstantial sum of money

10. Nearly drowned

Comments

[jaffacakequeen.livejournal.com]

i had my picture in the ~Guardian a huge one with my standing over a weaving loom!

waht was the television interview about?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

The Guardian?! Am all jealous and sad, like. :(

Oh, the television interview. Something super sekrit and private from years past that I'll have to tell you about in person.

I have kewl sekrits like Seamus Deane!!11!

(Forgive me. Am tired. LOL!)

[pandorasblog]

Dude, you have interesting stuff here! *is still cackling over the lewd behaviour thing*

*then again, she's one to talk, speaking as one who once dressed up as a wheelie bin. but that's for when I do the meme.*

[rebness.livejournal.com]

A wheelie bin?! This is a very good meme. I can't imagine either of us ever bringing up wheelie bins or embarrassing behaviour in e-mails or YM. >:)

Do the meme, my friend!

[pandorasblog]

Oh, God, the sad part is that I've probably told that one to at least two people on IM as it is! *laughs*

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

And mentioned it in journal entries. Becky just has a mind like a sieve. ;)

[rebness.livejournal.com]

The worst part is, it's true. :(

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Dude! What passes for lewd in Britain? You bawdy wench!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Not much, I'm afraid. :(

Becky, far too tipsy on rum and coke. Hawt Romanian guy with smouldering dark looks and killer accent = something very lewd. Not *overly* lewd as in "Oh my God, my friend's a chav!" but enough to get me kicked out. In front of my work colleagues.

[scrr.livejournal.com]

Hawting - is that kissing, feeling up, flashing, .... ?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. Whatever floats your boat. :p

[scrr.livejournal.com]

Oh, jolly!
So I can let my own fantasy run wild on you!
*goes to get tissues*

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

Gosh that list made me think random-like. What were you doing in Albania? A kick in the shins is most endearing. I thought you said you were on Cutty Sark and I thought, I like whiskey. Yeah, well. You also reminded me of the "We castrated Jack the Horse without anesthesia" story. (Well, I didn't know they did THAT!)

I think you are a bad influence on me. ;)

I'll do this meme later.

PS: I'm glad you did not drown.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Let's see...

My friend and I went to Corfu in...2002, I think. We travelled around, looking at all teh pretteh sites and such. Then we thought it would be really funny to go to Albania.

What we didn't realise was that the Greek officials would treat us all like dirt for even thinking of going there. They kept us locked up on this fecking boat in exceedingly high summer temperatures while they checked the boat for stowaways. Nearly caused a riot.

Now, think of that. And think of how very special an EU passport would be to said poor Albanians. And think of how panicked we were to imagine that if we lost our passports, we were doomed-- we'd never be allowed back on the boat o'D00m.

Annnnnnnnnyway, little girl kept trying to filch my passport. Because I am paranoid, I kept a very, very careful watch on my passport.

It was only when I got back to the boat that I realised my designer sunglasses were missing. That'll teach me not to be a materialistic tw@t with desinger sunglasses. ;)