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[rebness]

Your leg, it is mine.

Am I missing something here? It's a body part. How can anyone claim they own a part of someone else? WTF! 

"He wants his leg back but Mr Whisnant says he has a receipt for the smoker's contents and wants to share ownership."

Seriously, if the other guy wins the legal battle, I hope he gets his hand chopped off and has it sold to a travelling freakshow.

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[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

I DID THEM ALREADY

[rebness.livejournal.com]

What about the pants?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

*checks* Still there. EW.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

It's seriously disgusting! He's presumably shared accommodation before? How has he survived?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

By being a wanker who doesn't care what anyone else thinks?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

I checked with my other male flatmate and they are not his, so I definitely know to whom they belong. Still don't want to talk to the slimy git, though.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

You have to. And possibly do it wearing a surgical mask.

I was mocked at work today for using 'whom'. :;-(

[pandorasblog]

*hugs you* It's like school all over again... Rem could tell you some stories of conscientiousness unappreciated.

That can't possibly be how you spell "conscientiousness", can it? And yet, the spell-checker isn't getting its panties in a bunch for a change.

Anyway, the leg: that Whisnant guy is such an asshole. (He'll probably sue for that, too.) How sick do you have to be to do that to a guy who's already lost (almost) everything?

Also, if this burner thing is used for barbecuing, I'm guessing nobody will ever want to eat anything cooked in it again.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Seriously, why are people so proud to be ignorant these days? Culture of Stupid, indeed.

I just don't understand how he can even *contemplate* such an idea. Cheeky bugger!

[pandorasblog]

We have a local radio presenter (national, too, since he does a 5 Live slot) who pounces on anyone who speaks with a "polite" (that's Norn Iron for "educated-sounding" or "posh") accent. Makes me not want to phone his show about certain subjects, since I know the reaction I'd get.

I know speaking a certain way doesn't guarantee education, intelligence or common sense (nor do I have problems with people whose accents are different from mine). But hating on people for speaking like that seems to me to be part of the same thing: an assumption that if you're verbally precise, use grammar and/or have a good vocabulary, then you're lording it above everyone else.