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[rebness]

Your leg, it is mine.

Am I missing something here? It's a body part. How can anyone claim they own a part of someone else? WTF! 

"He wants his leg back but Mr Whisnant says he has a receipt for the smoker's contents and wants to share ownership."

Seriously, if the other guy wins the legal battle, I hope he gets his hand chopped off and has it sold to a travelling freakshow.

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[jaffacakequeen.livejournal.com]

but its not an attached body part! and Halloween is coming up and he came make more money out of it...lmao.

the world is going mad! thats taking enterprise to far.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

LMAO! It's absurd. His focus on the money is actually pretty funny, but he does still need a punch in the face. (Why was he charging people $3 to look at the burner? Why were people paying?)

[diana-molloy.livejournal.com]

I like how he'll "take him for everything he's got". Did he miss the part that the guy couldn't even afford payments on a barbecue and as such isn't rolling in it?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

He probably expects he'll be able to sue for the other leg.

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

LOL! I read about that yesterday. I have no words. Only in America? ;p

[rebness.livejournal.com]

America always brings the lulz. :D

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

HUH

[rebness.livejournal.com]

NO U

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

STFU I have so much Icelandic language work to do I want to cry

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Don't you have some dishes to do?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

I DID THEM ALREADY

[rebness.livejournal.com]

What about the pants?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

*checks* Still there. EW.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

It's seriously disgusting! He's presumably shared accommodation before? How has he survived?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

By being a wanker who doesn't care what anyone else thinks?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

I checked with my other male flatmate and they are not his, so I definitely know to whom they belong. Still don't want to talk to the slimy git, though.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

You have to. And possibly do it wearing a surgical mask.

I was mocked at work today for using 'whom'. :;-(

[pandorasblog]

*hugs you* It's like school all over again... Rem could tell you some stories of conscientiousness unappreciated.

That can't possibly be how you spell "conscientiousness", can it? And yet, the spell-checker isn't getting its panties in a bunch for a change.

Anyway, the leg: that Whisnant guy is such an asshole. (He'll probably sue for that, too.) How sick do you have to be to do that to a guy who's already lost (almost) everything?

Also, if this burner thing is used for barbecuing, I'm guessing nobody will ever want to eat anything cooked in it again.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Seriously, why are people so proud to be ignorant these days? Culture of Stupid, indeed.

I just don't understand how he can even *contemplate* such an idea. Cheeky bugger!

[pandorasblog]

We have a local radio presenter (national, too, since he does a 5 Live slot) who pounces on anyone who speaks with a "polite" (that's Norn Iron for "educated-sounding" or "posh") accent. Makes me not want to phone his show about certain subjects, since I know the reaction I'd get.

I know speaking a certain way doesn't guarantee education, intelligence or common sense (nor do I have problems with people whose accents are different from mine). But hating on people for speaking like that seems to me to be part of the same thing: an assumption that if you're verbally precise, use grammar and/or have a good vocabulary, then you're lording it above everyone else.