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[rebness]

Speaking of Lord of the Rings, I was in an MSN conversation a while back with nyalko80 and therealycats casually talking about various films.

A confession: I've never read the Lord of the Rings books.

*Shock! Horror!*

I just couldn't get into them. I tried, seriously, I did, but the prose style? Not for me. I mean, I recognise that they're very well-written, they have great attention to detail-- but I put the first book down halfway through, and never picked it up again, which is rare for me.

Anyhoo, I did love and appreciate the films. I loved Jackson's dark take on them, and was determined that, no matter what, I would see all of them and Avoid Spoilers at All Costs.

That was until my two friends said something like "oh boy, I can't wait for the third instalment, and to see how they do the bit where [Insert spoiler about Gollum's fate here].

Becky: AIEEEEE! No! You didn't just reveal to me the ending which I had up to this point known absolutely nothing about!

nyalko80 Um... you haven't read it?

Becky: NO! =:-o

therealycats Oh.

nyalko80 Erm...er...well, maybe we knew that, and we were making it up! You don't know for sure if that happens to Gollum.

Becky: *Cries* It so does! You're lying-- I can see it in your smiley's eyes.

Cute RotK. That bit with Gollum happens. Wow, I think, okay, so the second part of it happened, but at least he didn't do that chomping thing. Ha! In your face, spoiler gits.

And then it did happen. Pah!

*crushes their heads a la Lenny*

Comments

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Hmm... *suspicious look*

You were at least in the convo. That's good enough for me. :p

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Well you obviously have the conversation saved, so why don't you prove I spoiled it if you're so sure. Because I know I didn't :p

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Apart from the bit where I don't have it saved. It was on the uni computers, I remember... I was all shrieking in the library. ;)

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Oh. I see. Well. You have that for some bizarre reason. And that has to be like...a year old or something. Johnny and I think you're weird :p

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Johnny say, "hella, shut up! My mistress is all right and stuff and if you disagree I will come over there and beat you into submission and then..."

Hey, Johnny! Save that for me! >:-o

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

See! He likes me best! My icon strokes her breasts. Do YOUR icons do that? :p

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Hmm... no... but if Johnny/Louis had breasts, that would be the end of my love affair with them. :p

[nyalko80.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I don't think it was Stacy in that convo! I think it may have been Becksy or something. Or maybe KT? Or Joel? I don't remember who it was.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Shh! Am blaming Stacy.

[nyalko80.livejournal.com]

*zips it* Sorry! :D

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

You have altered your Fraggle icon.

-Ms. Obvious

[rebness.livejournal.com]

The "fuckin' 80s style" thing tickles me...

[nyalko80.livejournal.com]

Yep! I was watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike back, and before they cound finish the Fuck Fuck song, I was all over the "Fuckin' 80's Style" thing and felt Red needed a little change.

Red's so cool!

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

The Fuck Fuck Song? :|

[nyalko80.livejournal.com]

Have you seen that movie? It's at the very beginning, and it's the catchiest damn thing ever. Makes me happy for some odd reason. And little kids saying 'fuck' is just hilarious.

And close.

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Twat. Which, by the way, rhymes with hot.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Apart from the bit where it rhymes with "hat". And also the bit where there is a place in Scotland called "Twatt" and pronounced "twAt" that pre-dates European settlers arriving in America. :p

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

You capitalize an "A" and expect me to know whether that sounds like "ay", "ah", or "-a-"?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

You know what I mean! LOL!

Twat as in hat/cat/that...

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Ok. Well, Twatt, obviously, ends with a double consonant, so the a the double t follows would have to be short. Twat, on the other hand, has no such ending. Ha!

[nyalko80.livejournal.com]

Don't make me make more recordings, Becky! LOL

Did you listen to those, btw? KT had me laughing so hard that tears were rolling down my face.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Hee... unfortunately, I haven't got sound on this here computer... may try it tomorrow on the one with speakers...lol. I know how you speak, anyway. And Stacy. And Kelly. :p

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Well obviously...but eyeliner is hot.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Johnny hot. :-D

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Yes. Eyeliner on Johnny is hot. Johnny is just hot. Anything he wants to do is hot. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!